konfessions of a kolicky bed-bug

happy are those who get to sleep the livelong day, and then sleep some more.
one of the secrets to having a long and happy life - spend as much of it as you can in the bed. that way,you ensure that you are in no road accident or hijacking or anything else. the worst that could happen is that your family might murder you for being a total sod(ette?). the possibilities of what you could do to pass the time are endless.