why do doors, seemingly-innocent by daytime, creak at night?
by night, my room door, the bathroom door, the fridge door, all assume characters out of the ramsay brothers flicks of yore and engage in indiscriminate groaning and ghoulish creaking. this mysteriously stops the moment it starts looking like dawn.
what? am i being haunted by the door-hinge ghost?
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Maybe they need some conversation. Or oil. Whatever works.
ReplyDeletei tried conversation, doc. if 'please stop scaring me' counts, that is.
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