- committee for the encouragement of long hair on women
- committee for the discouragement of long hair on men
- committee for the banning of pink shirts on men
- committee for mobilizing funds for supplying decent trousers to poor young men who can only afford low-waist jeans
- committee for the spread of awareness regarding the decorative value of freckles
- committee for the welfare of people who do not like to lend books. to anyone. at all. never have, never will. ever. never ever.
- committee for the conservation of energy expended on pointless activities like bathing in winter and chewing
- committee for the protection of endangered species like women who cannot fill-in bank slips on their own and women who are scared of snakes
- committee for the alleviation of suffering caused by the sight of emran hashmi's face and himesh reshammiya's voice
- committee for the exaltation and honoring of selective non-violence
issued in self-interest by;
the president-for-life cum commander-in-chief cum treasurer cum chief secretary cum public relations officer
department of daring activism
ministry of lost causes
May I add the following?
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12. committee for bestowing titles like "His/Her Persistenceness" to all those who decide, the 39th time in their lives, to get up early and exercise
13. committee for suggesting suitable mental asylums to the growing breed of self-proclaimed movie-critics that currently flock the college canteens
13 is such a nice number! let me stop here!
approved.
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